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"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."

- What my relationships have taught me. (via in-love-with-a-girl)

(Source: lozzat, via unbeknownst-reality)

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

officialunitedstates:

You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do.  You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever.  You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business

(via huehueocdocd)

"…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."

- (via fashion-nd-badbitches)

(Source: camsoxytocinn, via foxxinsocks)

bxllv:

if you don’t like hickeys or ass grabbing we are a no

(via scoobyzouis)

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(via diamondx-bones)

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

(via cyndiproductions)

childrenmilk:

thinblackbeauty:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Had to bold it.

we just gotta wait till the dangerously ignorant die out.  

(Source: sizvideos, via diamondx-bones)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via infinite-sky-seas-stars)

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though