there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day
pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready
con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support
LGBT people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality
sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs
LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY
"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra
the perks of dating me
- i’m funny
- i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
- i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
you gotta be jay z about life